babarhoe

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A monkey who's too high to care and too low to function.

Babarhoe showed up to work with a sandwich in one hand and a vape in the other. No one asked questions.

My cousin is a babarhoe. He passed out in the middle of a pizza box during a Zoom call.

Babarhoe tried to text me while doing six different drugs. The message was 'I love u' and it took 12 tries to send it.

A human who looks like a monkey and acts like a garbage disposal.

Babarhoe ate my lunch and then burped in my face. That was Tuesday.

My teacher called me a babarhoe because I fell asleep during math and started drawing on my arm with a marker.

Babarhoe tried to ride a bike while eating a whole bag of chips. It was a disaster.

A monkey who’s so lazy, even the couch hates him.

Babarhoe didn’t get out of bed until 3 p. m. and still called me at 2 a. m. to complain about his dreams.

My brother is a babarhoe. He eats cereal for dinner and still calls it 'a food revolution.'

Babarhoe tried to do homework while watching cartoons and got a D because he forgot to put on socks.