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A hangover so bad it makes you wish you were dead and had no regrets.
After the party, I looked like a zombie who failed at life.
My head felt like it was being pounded by a drunk rock band.
I could barely stand up and had to text my mom: 'I think I died and went to heaven, but it's not working.'
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A hangover so fierce it feels like your brain is on fire and your stomach is in a wrestling match.
I woke up screaming at the ceiling like it owed me money.
My brain was so fried I couldn’t remember my own name.
I could only say one word: 'Water.'
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A hangover that turns your morning into a horror show and your thoughts into broken glass.
I tried to make coffee, and it looked like it was trying to kill me.
I stared at my reflection and it stared back like it had seen my worst day ever.
I could barely walk, and my dog looked at me like I was a weird new person.
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