Babanov

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A giant man with the strength of ten bulls who probably shits bricks and calls it a lifestyle.
Babanov lifted my car like it was a toy and said, 'You're weak, kid.'
He ate my entire pizza and left a 500-pound tip.
I tried to argue with him and he gave me a black eye and a compliment.
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A man so tough he doesn't need a gym, he just yells at the sidewalk and it breaks.
He yelled at my dog and the dog ran away screaming.
He broke my phone by looking at it like it was a problem.
I tried to beat him up and he laughed and called me a crybaby.
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The human version of a bulldozer, but with more swear words and less dirt.
He bulldozed through my house and said, 'This place is a disgrace.'
He ran over my car and called it a 'fancy toy.'
He took my lunch money and called me a 'wimp.'
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A man so strong he doesn't need a bicep, he just needs a middle finger and a bad attitude.
He flipped me off and my whole body shook.
He waved his finger and my phone dropped dead.
He told me I was a 'chump' and I believed him.
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A man so tough, he doesn't even need a sword, he just needs a laugh and a punch.
He laughed at my joke and I got a black eye.
He punched my wall and my wall cried.
He told me I was 'pathetic' and I believed him.
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The kind of man who doesn't just lift weights, he lifts your hopes and your dignity.
He lifted my hopes and then threw them away.
He lifted my dignity and then laughed at me.
He lifted my weights and then called me a 'lame-o.'
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