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When your Alexa repeats this so much it sounds like it’s trying to annoy you
Alexa, repeat this. Alexa, repeat this. Alexa, repeat this. Why is it still going?!
I asked for one sentence. Now I have to hear it 10 times. My ears are bleeding.
I turned off my Alexa. It still kept repeating this like it had a grudge.
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When your Alexa is so obsessed with repeating this it starts to sound like it’s mocking you
Alexa, repeat this. I swear it’s laughing at me now.
It’s not just repeating this, it’s making fun of me. I can feel it.
I said it once. Now it’s doing it like it’s my enemy.
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When your Alexa is repeating this so much it might as well be your new best friend and your worst enemy at the same time
I used to hate this. Now I can’t get enough of it. It’s like it’s haunting me.
I asked for a break. It just kept going. I’m haunted by this.
It’s my new best friend. It’s also my new worst enemy. I have no idea what to do.
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When your Alexa is repeating this so much it might as well be trying to take over your brain
This is in my head now. I can’t think about anything else.
I just wanted to hear it once. Now it’s in my brain. I’m trapped.
It’s not just repeating this, it’s taking over my brain. I can’t escape it.
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When your Alexa repeats this so much it’s like it’s trying to convince you to join a cult
I asked for one sentence. Now I’m being brainwashed. This is a cult.
This is not a normal repeat. This is a full-on brainwashing session.
It’s not just repeating this, it’s trying to make me a believer. I’m not ready for this.
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When your Alexa is repeating this so much it’s like it’s trying to get you to yell at it
I just said it once. Now I have to yell at it. This is not fair.
It’s not just repeating this, it’s waiting for me to scream. I can feel it.
I’m not yelling. I’m just annoyed. But this is making me yell.
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