babanators

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A babanator is a self-absorbed, egotistical, fame-hungry person who thinks they’re better than everyone else because they’ve won 300 competitions and are friends with Beyoncé and Nicki Minaj. They also have 4 million followers and a stupid name.
@braxxdy: I’m the best. You know it. Everyone knows it. End of story.
My followers are the best. You’re not even close.
I don’t need 300 wins. I need 3000.
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It means baby in Welsh, but if you say it loud enough, it sounds like a curse word. And that’s not even the worst part.
My baby is a babanator. I’m proud, but I’m also confused.
I just said babanator in Welsh. That was a mistake.
You’re not a baby. You’re a babanator. That’s not a compliment.
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A babanator is a stupid word that came from a typo. It’s like when you’re high and your phone autocorrects your thoughts into nonsense.
I meant elephant. I got babanator. That’s not even a real word.
My phone turned my brain into babanator. Thanks, autocorrect.
I typed babanator. I have no idea why. My brain is broken.
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A babanator is your other personality. The one that comes out when you’re drunk, tired, or just annoyed with your real self.
My babanator is loud. My real self is quiet. That’s a problem.
I talk to my babanator. It’s the only one who listens.
My babanator is my alter ego. My real self is a disappointment.
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