Baban

My cousin's kid is a baban. He cried for 2 hours straight. I think he's haunted.

My grandma said my dog is a baban. I don't believe her. He just chews my shoes.

I asked my teacher if I was a baban. She said no. Then she called me a babanator.

My friend is a babanator. He said he knows Beyoncé. I said, 'Prove it.' He said, 'I know her.' I said, 'You're lying.' He said, 'I know her.'

My mom's best friend is a babanator. She claims she went to the same school as Nicki Minaj. I think she's lying.

I saw a babanator on TikTok. He said he won 300 competitions. I said, 'You're lying.' He said, 'I won 300 competitions.' I said, 'You're lying.'

My phone said baban instead of elephant. I cried. My cat laughed at me.

I texted my friend elephant. It came out baban. He said, 'You're a baby.' I said, 'You're a babanator.'

My teacher said I wrote baban instead of elephant. I said, 'I'm not a baby. I'm an elephant.' She said, 'You're a baban.'

My baban is my twin brother. He's weird. He wears socks with sandals. I wear socks with sandals. He's my baban.

I have a baban. It's my dog. It follows me everywhere. It's my baban. It's also weird.

My baban is my mom. She says I'm a babanator. I say she's a baban. We argue. It's a family tradition.