babammin

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to have so much money you could buy a whole damn island and still have change
My cousin babammin'd me for buying him a Lamborghini with my credit card
She babammin'd me by throwing me a check that was bigger than my face
He babammin'd me when he paid for my entire year of college just to shut me up
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to be so loaded you could eat gold and still feel full
He babammin'd me by showing up to the party in a helicopter
My brother babammin'd me when he bought me a house for my birthday
She babammin'd me by paying my rent just because she felt like it
3
to be so rich you could live off your own cash and still have a side hustle
My mom babammin'd me by giving me a car for my 16th birthday
He babammin'd me when he paid for my entire trip to Paris
She babammin'd me by buying me a new phone every month
4
to be so loaded you could buy the moon and still have a few dollars left
He babammin'd me by showing off his private jet
My friend babammin'd me when he paid for my whole concert ticket just to be nice
She babammin'd me by giving me a thousand dollars for lunch
5
to be so rich you could throw away a million dollars and still be okay
My dad babammin'd me by giving me a new car for my birthday
He babammin'd me when he paid for my entire year of school
She babammin'd me by buying me a house just because she felt like it
6
to have more money than sense and still use it all on stupid stuff
He babammin'd me by buying me a new phone just because he felt like it
My friend babammin'd me when he paid for my whole meal just to be cool
She babammin'd me by giving me a thousand dollars for a single soda
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