babalugi

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A crumbly piece of dried-up crap stuck to your butt like a bad tattoo after you lazily flicked your wrist

My aunt tried to wipe with a napkin and now her hairy ass is covered in babalugi like a crusty old biscuit.

I told my brother he had babalugi so bad it looked like he’d been sitting on a sidewalk all day.

My dog walked through my babalugi and now he smells like a fart factory.

That chunk of dried-up ass-muck you leave behind when you’re too lazy to wipe properly, like you’re saving energy for a later fart

I woke up to a babalugi the size of a muffin on my hairy ass and I didn’t even know I’d pooped.

My coworker’s babalugi was so big it looked like he had a second butt.

I told my mom she had a babalugi that could probably be used as a doorstop.

The stubborn, crusty pile of poop that clings to your hairy butt like it’s your new best friend

I tried to wipe my babalugi, but it just stuck to my pants like a bad relationship.

My dad’s babalugi was so bad it made the whole bathroom smell like a dead raccoon.

I told my friend he had a babalugi that could probably start a war.