babaloulou

A word so dumb only a brain-dead poser with nothing better to do than count the cracks in the floor would try to explain it. You’ll find this idiot at 3 a. m. in the cereal aisle whispering to the box like it’s a love letter.

A word so stupid it makes your brain scream and your eyes roll back. You’ll find it being explained by some old man in a Walmart parking lot who thinks he’s Einstein.

A word so useless it’s like shoving a sock in your mouth and calling it a meal. You’ll find it being explained by someone who thinks they’re cool but they’re just sad.