babalon

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The cops, the fuzz, the pigs, the 5-0. They’re the ones who give you a ticket for going 85 in a 45 when you’re already late for a date with your ex.
Yo, the babalon just pulled me over for no reason. I was going 85 in a 45 because my ex called me.
The babalon showed up at my house and gave me a ticket for parking in front of my ex's house.
I got a ticket from the babalon and now I’m late for my ex’s birthday party. Classic.
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Another word for boobs, tits, or knockers. It’s for the girl with the goods, not the flat-chested ones who wish they had a babalon.
My friend said her crush has a babalon that could make anyone swoon.
I told my ex that her babalon was so big, it could make a man cry.
He asked me out because he said I had a babalon that was too good to ignore.
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A babalon is a girl with big, juicy tits. If someone calls you a babalon, they’re probably saying you’re hot and they want to hit that.
My friend called me a babalon after I took off my shirt at the party.
He said I was a babalon and asked me to go to the movies with him.
My teacher called me a babalon because I was wearing a low-cut shirt.
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A babalon is a kid who talks way too much. They say nonsense, like 'wassup' 10 times in one sentence. If someone calls you a babalon, they probably like you.
My friend said I was a babalon because I said 'wassup' 10 times in a row.
He called me a babalon because I kept talking about my cat’s butt.
My teacher said I was a babalon because I couldn’t stop talking in class.
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A babalon is a guy who likes to get touched by other guys. They’re basically a gay guy who loves to get cuddled and smooched.
My friend said he was a babalon because he loves to be touched by other guys.
He called me a babalon because I like to get smooched by my crush.
My teacher said I was a babalon because I was seen holding hands with my crush.
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