Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A black guy who hates everything black people love like chicken, running, and being cool

Why do you run? You're not a chicken.

I don't like chicken. I don't like running. I don't like being me.

If you don't like chicken, why are you eating it?

2

A black guy who thinks chicken is for fools and running is for people who can't sit still

I don't run. I sit. I eat chicken. I'm perfect.

Running is for people who can't sit still. I can sit. I'm not running.

Chicken is for fools. I'm not a fool. I eat chicken.

3

A black guy who would rather eat chicken than run, even if it kills him

I'd rather eat chicken than run. Even if it kills me.

Running is for people who like pain. I like chicken.

If I run, I'll die. If I eat chicken, I'll live.

4

A black guy who thinks running is for chickens and chicken is for people who can't run

Running is for chickens. I'm not a chicken. I'm a babalola.

Chicken is for people who can't run. I can run. I don't eat chicken.

I don't run. I eat chicken. I'm not a chicken. I'm a babalola.

5

A black guy who refuses to run, even when chicken is involved

I won't run. Not even for chicken.

Chicken is involved. I still won't run.

Even if chicken is running, I won't run.

6

A black guy who thinks running is a waste of time and chicken is a waste of money

Running is a waste of time. I don't run.

Chicken is a waste of money. I eat it anyway.

I hate running and chicken. I'm a babalola.