babaleechees

My cousin’s babaleechees are so big they could bench press a cow.

I saw her babaleechees in the locker room and fainted.

He asked me to pass the chips, but I was too busy staring at his babaleechees.

Her babaleechees are so nice, I skipped lunch and just stared at them.

He got detention for drawing babaleechees on the blackboard.

I got distracted by my neighbor’s babaleechees and failed the test.

I ran a mile just to get a better look at her babaleechees.

He got into a fight over who had the bigger babaleechees.

I almost got caught sneaking out of class to see her babaleechees.

He forgot his homework because he was too busy looking at her babaleechees.

I got a D because I was drawing babaleechees instead of doing my math.

He brought a pizza to class just to flirt with the girl with the babaleechees.

He felt like Superman when he saw her babaleechees.

She had the babaleechees of a superhero, and he was her sidekick.

He was so stunned by her babaleechees, he forgot to breathe.

He was caught staring at her babaleechees and got kicked out of the library.

He whispered about babaleechees and got sent to the principal’s office.

He drew babaleechees on the library book and got a detention.