babalban

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A nickname for a person who thinks they're the most important person on Earth and won't shut up about it, even when you're trying to die of boredom.

My cousin is a babalban. He talks about his hair for 10 minutes straight. I tried to fall asleep. I failed.

My boss is a babalban. He thinks he invented the wheel. He also thinks he's the wheel.

My brother is a babalban. He won't stop talking about his Pokémon. I'm 27. I still don't know what Squirtle does.

A person who thinks they're the center of the universe and acts like everyone else is just there to listen to them.

My friend is a babalban. He talks about his dog like it's a celebrity. The dog doesn't care.

My teacher is a babalban. She thinks she's a rockstar. She also thinks we're all her fans.

My neighbor is a babalban. He yells at the mailman like it's a war.

A person who is so full of themselves that they think the sky is their mirror and they're the only one who matters.

My mom is a babalban. She thinks she's a queen. She also thinks I'm her servant.

My coworker is a babalban. He thinks he's the best at everything. He also thinks he's the best at being annoying.

My friend's dog is a babalban. It barks at everything. It also barks at the silence.

A person who is so obsessed with themselves that they think the world was created just for them and everyone else is just a side character.

My brother is a babalban. He thinks he's a superhero. He also thinks he's the only one who can save the world.

My friend is a babalban. He thinks he's famous. He also thinks he's in every movie ever made.

My uncle is a babalban. He thinks he's the most important person in the universe. He also thinks he's the only one who matters.

A person who is so self-centered that they think they're the main character of every story and everyone else is just there to cheer them on.

My teacher is a babalban. She thinks she's the best teacher ever. She also thinks we're all her fans.

My friend is a babalban. He thinks he's the most popular person in school. He also thinks he's the most famous.

My mom is a babalban. She thinks she's a movie star. She also thinks I'm her biggest fan.

A person who thinks they're the most important person on the planet and everyone else is just background noise.

My dad is a babalban. He talks about his job like it's the most important thing in the world. He also talks about himself.

My friend is a babalban. He thinks he's the best at everything. He also thinks he's the best at being annoying.

My neighbor is a babalban. He yells at the mailman like it's a war. He also yells at the silence.