babalastic

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A person so fake they probably got their skin glued on. Like a lying, smelly, fake influencer.
My ex is a babalastic. She faked her whole life and still thinks I'm fooled.
That guy at the mall is a babalastic. He sells fake watches and still wears a fake beard.
My cousin is a babalastic. She lies so much, her dog doesn't trust her.
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Someone so fake, they probably paid someone to be pretty. Like a fake celebrity with a fake smile and fake friends.
My neighbor is a babalastic. She paid someone to take her pictures and still thinks she's famous.
That girl in my class is a babalastic. She got her hair dyed by a guy who also dyed his eyebrows green.
My mom is a babalastic. She bought a fake tan and still thinks she's a goddess.
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A person so fake, they probably wear a mask to hide their ugly face. Like a fake singer with a fake voice and fake money.
My brother is a babalastic. He wears a mask to hide his face and still thinks he's a rock star.
That guy on TikTok is a babalastic. He sings like a cat and still thinks he's a legend.
My teacher is a babalastic. She wears a mask and still thinks she's a superhero.
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A person who fakes everything, even their feelings. Like a fake friend who only likes you when you give them free pizza.
My friend is a babalastic. She only talks to me when I bring her pizza.
That guy in my group chat is a babalastic. He only texts me when he needs money.
My dog is a babalastic. He only sits when he wants a treat.
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A person who fakes being cool, but is actually a total dweeb. Like a fake rapper who still wears socks with sandals.
My cousin is a babalastic. He wears socks with sandals and still thinks he's a rapper.
That guy at the park is a babalastic. He raps like a toddler and still thinks he's a legend.
My uncle is a babalastic. He wears socks with sandals and still thinks he's a king.
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