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the person you call when you need someone to take your blame
My babalaba said I was sleepwalking when I ate the whole pizza
He texted me 'I told your mom' and I believed him
She took the blame for my math test and got a D for it
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the one person who can make your life better or worse depending on their mood
My babalaba was happy and I got free pizza
He was mad and I got grounded for a week
She was tired and I had to do all the chores
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the only person who can handle your dumbass decisions
My babalaba let me dye my hair pink
He agreed to my midnight snack run
She didn't yell when I failed my science test
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the person who's stuck with you no matter how bad you act
My babalaba didn't leave when I threw up on his shirt
He stayed even after I broke his phone
She still talks to me after I called her mom a donkey
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the person who you can text at 2 a. m. and they will reply
I texted my babalaba at 2 a. m. and he replied
She was awake and said 'I know you're up'
He said 'I'm up because I'm eating chips'