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Boobs are like meatballs from a food fight
She walked in and the whole bar dropped their drinks
He stared at her like she was a free buffet
Her bra was so stretched it looked like it was about to cry
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Boobs are like a slap in the face with a pillow
He turned around and screamed like a toddler
She wore a tank top and the whole gym noticed
He asked for her number and she said no, but he still smiled
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Boobs are like a pizza that won the lottery
He followed her to the grocery store just to say hi
Her shirt was half off and he was half in love
She got a compliment and he got jealous
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