babaglee

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When you get legally tied to someone like a f***ing prisoner, forever and ever, no escape.

I got babaglee'd by my ex at the courthouse. Now I'm stuck with her and her f***ing cat.

He babaglee'd his high school crush. Now he can't even text his ex without getting yelled at.

She babaglee'd her boss. Now she's stuck with him and his f***ing bad breath.

Getting married is like being f***ed by life and then being told you can't leave.

My cousin got babaglee'd on a whim. Now she's stuck with a guy who thinks 'I love you' means 'I'm hungry.'

He babaglee'd his cousin's best friend. Now he's stuck with her and her f***ing loud family.

She got babaglee'd in a church. Now she can't even go to the movies without getting yelled at.

When you sign your f***ing soul away to someone else, and you can't get out no matter how hard you try.

He babaglee'd his childhood friend. Now he's stuck with her and her f***ing annoying laugh.

My uncle got babaglee'd by his ex. Now he can't even eat f***ing pizza without getting yelled at.

She babaglee'd her college sweetheart. Now she's stuck with him and his f***ing bad habits.

When you're stuck with someone forever, like they f***ed you and then glued you to them.

He babaglee'd his best friend's sister. Now he's stuck with her and her f***ing loud voice.

She got babaglee'd in a hurry. Now she can't even go to the mall without getting yelled at.

My brother got babaglee'd by a girl he barely knew. Now he's stuck with her and her f***ing dog.

Getting married is like being f***ed by the universe and then having no way to get out.

He babaglee'd his high school crush. Now he's stuck with her and her f***ing loud family.

She got babaglee'd by her boss. Now she can't even eat f***ing pizza without getting yelled at.

My cousin got babaglee'd in a church. Now she's stuck with him and his f***ing bad habits.