Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a woman so hot she could melt the sun and still have time to roast your ego

'That girl at the bar was a babage, and I was just there for the drinks.'

'My cousin's girlfriend is a babage, and she’s got a PhD in being annoying.'

'He said he was going to the gym, but really he just wanted to flex for a babage.'

2

a monster that looks like it was made by a mad scientist who hates both baboons and alligators

'I saw a babage in the zoo and it gave me nightmares.'

'My dog ran into a babage and now it’s missing a leg and a sense of self-worth.'

'That thing in the movie was a babage, and it was trying to eat the director.'

3

a lie so bad it makes your entire life look like a failed experiment

'He told me he was a billionaire, but it turns out he’s just a babage.'

'That excuse was a babage, and it was trying to hide from the truth.'

'She said she had a perfect life, but it was just a babage pretending to be real.'

4

a person who is so strong they could bench-press a mountain and still have time to laugh at your problems

'My brother is a babage, and he once lifted my car to show off.'

'That guy in the gym is a babage, and he doesn’t even need protein shakes.'

'She’s a babage and she can bench-press me and my dog at the same time.'

5

a thing so bad it could make your life feel like a broken toaster

'This app is a babage, and it crashes every time you try to use it.'

'That movie was a babage, and it was trying to be funny but failed.'

'This job is a babage, and I’m just there to get paid and survive.'

6

what a rich old guy calls his young girlfriend because he’s too cheap to buy her anything real

'My uncle’s girlfriend is his babage, and he still thinks she’s just a trophy.'

'He calls her his babage because he doesn’t want to spend any real money.'

'That guy’s babage is just there to look good and take his money.'

7

a thing so lame it could make your life look like a failed art project

'That outfit was a babage, and it was trying to be stylish but failed.'

'That song was a babage, and it made my dog cry.'

'That idea was a babage, and it was just a bad excuse for being lazy.'