babafrita

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babafrita is when you’re so high you think your pants are made of candy
I ate five gummies and now I’m convinced my shoes are talking to me
My dog just became my best friend and my neighbor is a wizard
I tried to cook breakfast and now my cereal is in a fight with my toaster
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babafrita is when you’re so high you forget your own name and blame the internet
I told my mom I was going to Mars and she said I was high
I tried to text my friend but my phone started crying
I thought my cat was a superhero and I gave it a sandwich
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babafrita is when you’re so high you think your couch is alive and it’s plotting against you
I tried to watch TV but my couch started arguing with the remote
I told my brother he was a potato and he took it seriously
I tried to take a nap but my blanket wouldn’t let me
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