babae

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Babae is your ultimate bae, but with more drama and less patience. You don’t just love them, you tolerate their nonsense and still buy them stuff.
Hey babae, I’m buying you lunch because you cried over a text.
Babae is the only person who can make me late for work and still get a hug.
You don’t need a reason to love babae, they just show up and ruin your day.
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A baba is a hoe with a side of sass and a lot of bling. You know it’s a baba when she drops the mic and still texts you at 2 a. m.
Baba just left me at the club and texted me, ‘See you tomorrow, honey.’
That baba came in with a whole squad and still wanted my number.
Baba said I was cute, but then she asked me for my credit card.
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Baba is a nickname you only get if you’ve been around since the beginning. It means you’ve survived their bad moods and still love them.
Baba, you’ve been my best friend since 2008. Don’t you dare leave me now.
Baba knows all my secrets and still texts me at 1 a. m.
Only baba can make me laugh when I’m about to cry.
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Baba is like baby, but it’s got more attitude and less cuteness. It’s the nickname you get when you’re still cute but also kind of annoying.
Baba, I know you’re cute, but why did you eat my last slice of pizza?
Baba is the only person who can make me laugh and then make me cry.
You call me baba, but I still call you bae.
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Baba is like dad or grandma, but in some places it’s also a way to call someone a weird old lady. It’s like being called ‘granny’ but with more judgment.
That baba in the grocery store just judged my outfit.
My baba said I was too loud and too silly.
Baba is the only one who can tell me I’m too old to be cool.
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Baba is like a dad in Farsi, but it’s also a way to yell at someone like you’re mad. You use it before you drop the mic and start talking trash.
Baba! I told you I was coming to beat you up!
Baba! Why did you take my last soda?
Baba! You’re not cool, and you know it.
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Babushka is grandma, but it’s also a Russian way to call a chick. If you’re a man and someone calls you babushka, you’re not manly enough to be a real man.
You called me babushka, so I’m getting you a haircut.
Babushka is not a nickname I accept lightly.
If you say babushka one more time, I’m going to throw my soda at you.
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