babadooking

My cousin said the babadook was chasing him down the hallway at midnight.

My neighbor claims the babadook is why she can’t sleep.

My teacher said the babadook was why I failed math.

My uncle’s babadook is so big, it’s like a donkey hit him.

My mom says my babadook is bigger than my dad’s.

My friend’s babadook is so huge, it’s like a mountain.

My cousin’s babadook is the best icon in the whole school.

My friend’s babadook started a club called ‘Glitter and Farts’.

My teacher says the babadook is the reason I got a B in art.

My friend got babadooked by her boss and loved it.

My cousin got babadooked by his mom and still didn’t stop smiling.

My neighbor got babadooked and now he cries happy tears.

My uncle’s babadook made his pants fall off in church.

My cousin’s babadook made her pants fall off in the grocery store.

My teacher’s babadook made her pants fall off during a test.

My grandma’s babadook made her throw nuts at my mom.

My uncle’s babadook threw nuts at the mailman.

My friend’s babadook threw nuts at the principal.

My cousin’s babadook screamed so loud, the neighbors called the cops.

My friend’s babadook pooped on the floor during a movie.

My teacher’s babadook cried so much, it made the class cry too.