Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Jesus Freak who can't shut up and thinks everyone needs to know about the apocalypse.

"You're gonna burn in hell if you don't repent right now!", during lunch."

"The devil is in the cafeteria!", while eating a taco."

"I saw the rapture in my cereal!", after breakfast."

2

A person who yells about Jesus in public like it's a crime.

"I'm gonna preach to the whole mall!", while standing in line."

"The Holy Spirit is in the shopping cart!", during Black Friday."

"You're all going to hell!", to a group of teenagers."

3

A Jesus Freak who talks to God like He's on a phone call.

"Hey God, I just wanted to say hi.", during a math test."

"I'm gonna call the devil and tell him he's wrong.", while eating pizza."

"Hey Jesus, I need help with my life.", in the middle of a group project."

4

A person who thinks every day is the day of judgment and acts like it.

"Today is the day of judgment!", while walking to school."

"I'm gonna save the world today!", during recess."

"You're all doomed!", to a classmate who forgot homework."

5

A Jesus Freak who can't stop talking and thinks the world is ending every minute.

"The world is ending in 5 minutes!", while eating breakfast."

"I'm gonna save you all!", to a group of kids in the park."

"You're all going to hell for not listening to me!", during a football game."

6

A person who yells about Jesus in public and thinks the world is ending.

"I'm gonna preach to the whole city!", while walking by the bus stop."

"The devil is in the bus!", during a long ride."

"You're all going to hell for not believing me!", to a group of friends."