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A bababushka is someone so dumb they think their mom is a lesbian and also believe the sky is made of pizza. Calling someone that makes them lose all confidence and run away screaming.
My cousin said I was a bababushka because I tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite.
My teacher called me a bababushka after I said the moon was made of cheese.
My friend texted me: 'You’re a bababushka, I swear.'