babaaaa

Babaaaa tried to explain quantum physics to me. I’m still trying to forget it.

My cousin is babaaaa. He claims he invented the wheel. Twice.

Babaaaa texted me at 2 AM to tell me his dog had a dream.

Babaaaa argued with the pizza guy for 10 minutes because the crust was 'too thin.'

My neighbor is babaaaa. She told me she could’ve been a movie star if she’d listened to her mom.

Babaaaa posted a 30-minute rant about why his cereal is the best.

Babaaaa walked into the room and immediately started talking about how he’s the king of the universe.

My brother is babaaaa. He once said he could beat Batman in a karate match.

Babaaaa sent me a 12-line message just to say he ate a sandwich.