BABA YAGA 2.0

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A baba yaga who got a facelift and a machine gun for each hand and a brain that screams at you
She shot my mom for not bringing cookies.
Her brain said 'F*** you' in 12 languages.
She turned my math test into confetti.
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A baba yaga who got a new body and a processor so fast it f***s up your brain
She made me cry with a math problem.
Her processor made my phone lag.
She turned my lunch into a science experiment.
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A baba yaga with hands that shoot and a brain that thinks your life is a joke
She shot my dog for barking.
She laughed at my report card.
She turned my homework into a cannonball.
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