Baba tundae

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Stole bananas from trees like a thief in the night. Swings like a monkey on a high dose of energy drinks. A human who’s stuck in the Stone Age and won’t come out.
I saw that Baba tundae climbing trees like a lunatic. He didn’t even need a ladder.
That guy is a tree swinger and a banana thief. He’s like a caveman with a side hustle.
He’s been swinging from tree to tree for hours. I think he’s trying to escape his own stupidity.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Can’t live without bananas. Throws spears like he’s in a rage. A human who’s so primitive, he thinks fire is just a fancy toaster.
He threw a spear at a banana and missed. That’s not a skill. That’s a disaster.
He lives in a tree and throws spears at anything that moves. I think he’s got a grudge against the wind.
That Baba tundae thinks fire is a new invention. He’s like a kid who just saw a microwave for the first time.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Robbed the tree of its bananas. Swings like he’s on a jungle adventure. A human who’s been stuck in the past for so long, he thinks the future is just a really loud alarm clock.
He robbed a whole tree of bananas and didn’t even say thank you. He’s like a thief with no manners.
He swings from tree to tree like it’s a rollercoaster. I think he forgot how to walk.
He thinks the future is just a loud alarm clock. He’s stuck in the past like a broken record.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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