Baba Tumdé

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He’s the king of our chaos and the only one who can stop us from burning the world down.
Baba Tumdé is the only reason I didn’t pee my pants during the school fire drill.
If he wasn’t here, I’d probably be dead from eating too much pizza.
He saved me from getting kicked out of class for throwing a chair at the principal.
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He’s like a god but with worse hair and a better temper.
I would’ve failed math if he didn’t help me cheat on the test.
He yelled at the teacher so loud the lights flickered.
He fought a guy in the hallway just for stealing my snack.
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He’s the only person who can make me shut up and actually listen.
He threatened to turn me into a frog if I didn’t stop talking.
He gave me a detention just for laughing at the principal’s mustache.
He made me clean the entire gym because I called him a ‘fart in a hat’.
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