baba snatcher

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a guy who chases girls like they're free pizza
He hit on 7 girls in the lunch line today. No one cares.
He asked my sister to prom 3 times. She said no 3 times.
He texted 12 girls in 10 minutes. They all blocked him.
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a man who treats women like they're expired coupons
He flirted with my mom at the grocery store. She gave him a look.
He asked my cousin out 5 times in one day. She said no 5 times.
He said 'you're cute' to 10 girls. They all said 'you're annoying'.
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a guy who acts like every girl is his last chance
He asked 4 girls to dance in 10 minutes. None said yes.
He said 'I love you' to 3 girls at the same time. They all laughed.
He tried to kiss 2 girls in the same hour. Both said no.
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