baba shoopa

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A Jamaican grandma’s evil magic spell for when your butt feels like it’s on fire and you can’t go number two.

My cousin’s butt is stuck in a time warp. Baba shoopa, baby.

Why is my poop stuck in a traffic jam? Baba shoopa, I swear.

My grandma said I’d get baba shoopa if I didn’t eat my vegetables. I didn’t. I got it.

When your guts are so messed up it’s like your colon is throwing a tantrum and you can’t back it up.

I ate 10 burgers. Now I’ve got baba shoopa. It’s like my butt is in a war.

My friend’s baba shoopa is so strong, it’s making the toilet scream.

I tried to go number two and it felt like my butt was in a sauna. Baba shoopa, I say.