Baba Salamah

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Baba Salamah is a grandma who cuts apples and shoves them in your mouth like you’re a baby. She’s rich, famous, and swag so hard she makes your grandpa look like a loser.

Baba Salamah just gave me an apple and said, 'Eat this or I’ll dye your hair pink.'

She posted a selfie with a pose called 'THUG LIFE' and 100 likes in 5 seconds.

I asked where my phone was and she said, 'I hid it. Now go find it or I’ll cut you an apple.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Baba Salamah is the alpha grandma. She’s got more swag than your dad, and she hides stuff just to mess with you. She’s so cool she could be a celebrity and still beat MrBeast.

She sent me a DM: 'I dyed my hair and now I’m famous. You’re still stuck with your old grandma.'

She hid my snacks and said, 'Find them or I’ll cut you an apple.'

She posted a photo of her sleeping with the 'SAY GOODBYE' pose and 200 likes in 1 minute.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Baba Salamah is a grandma who loves apples, dyed hair, and making you find stuff. She’s so rich and swag she could outswag the baby and still be cool.

She cut me an apple and said, 'Eat this or I’ll dye your hair blue.'

She posted a photo of herself with the 'THUG LIFE' pose and got 300 likes in 10 seconds.

I asked where my shoes were, and she said, 'I hid them. Now go find them or I’ll cut you an apple.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago