Baba Got Skillz

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A tiny human who acts like a genius and makes adults feel stupid. They can solve math problems faster than your mom can finish her coffee.
My kid knows calculus and I still don't know how to boil water.
This baby can read Shakespeare and I can't even spell it.
The kid solved a Rubik's cube while I was still trying to figure out what a Rubik's cube is.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A tiny street rat who knows all the dirty secrets of the neighborhood and can beat up kids twice their size with just a crayon and a snack.
This kid knows where your dad's hiding and he’s not coming out till next week.
She told the cop where the stolen pizza was and he gave her a free soda.
He got into a fight with a dog and won using just a juice box.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A baby who plays video games better than your dad and can beat you at Mario Kart without even looking at the screen.
My kid beat me in Fortnite while I was still trying to find my phone.
She can play Call of Duty and still remember to take a nap.
He beat my brother in Street Fighter and he’s been gaming for 10 years.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The ultimate baby who has all the skills and can do everything at once. They are the king of the baby world and your life is a mess compared to theirs.
This kid can solve math problems, beat up kids, and play video games at the same time.
He knows the secrets of the street, the mysteries of the universe, and the password to your Wi-Fi.
She can do 10 things at once and still have time to nap and eat.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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