baba ganoosh

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Baba ganoosh is a smelly, mushy mess of eggplant, garlic, and stuff that tastes like a dead rat got lemon juice poured on it.

My cousin ate baba ganoosh and now he smells like a rotten eggplant in a trash can.

I tried baba ganoosh and it made my tongue go numb like it was stuck in a freezer.

My mom says baba ganoosh is the reason why my uncle doesn't have any friends.

Baba ganoosh is a guy who shows up on MXC and never leaves. He’s like the trash can of the show, he’s always there, even when he’s not needed.

Baba ganoosh showed up during the final challenge and ruined it for everyone.

I swear Baba ganoosh is the reason why MXC is so boring.

He’s like the annoying kid who never stops talking in class.

Baba ganoosh is a weird mix of eggplant, humus, and spices that smells like someone’s old sock got tossed in a blender.

My brother tried baba ganoosh and it smelled like my grandma’s sock drawer.

It’s like humus got a divorce and married eggplant.

I took one bite and I felt like I was eating a dead rat in a tomato sauce.

Baba ganoosh is what you scream when you’re stuck in the woods and your friends are all too drunk to help you.

I yelled ‘Baba ganoosh!’ and my friend just laughed and fell over.

He screamed it so loud, the bears came running.

I was lost and drunk and my friend just said ‘Baba ganoosh?’ like it was a question.

Baba ganoosh is a clumsy, forgetful thief who got eaten by a giant pie and said ‘open sez who?’ before he died.

He tripped over a pie and got swallowed whole.

He forgot his own name and said ‘open sez who?’ instead.

He died because he couldn’t remember how to open a door.

Baba ganoosh is the most awesome, cool, and attractive person in the world. They’re so awesome, even the moon stops to look at them.

Baba ganoosh is the reason I passed my math test.

Everyone in the school thinks Baba ganoosh is the best.

Baba ganoosh is so awesome, my dog kissed my feet.