baba gal

My baba gal is crying because her toy broke. I'm crying because I have to fix it.

You call your baba gal a ‘princess’? I call her a future jailbird.

My baba gal just threw a tantrum because she wanted a burger for breakfast.

My baba gal said ‘I hate you’ and then asked for ice cream. Classic.

I told my baba gal she was ugly. She cried and then drew a mustache on my face.

My baba gal just told me she’s going to be a billionaire when she grows up. I believe her.

My baba gal woke me up at 2 AM because she wanted to watch cartoons. I’m still mad.

My baba gal just told me she’s going to beat me up when she’s older. I believe her.

My baba gal said she’s going to be a superhero. I said, ‘Great, now I have to wear a cape.’

My baba gal keeps asking for snacks. I’m about to lose my mind.

My baba gal told me she’s going to marry a dinosaur. I said, ‘Cool, but you’re still a brat.’

My baba gal is the reason I have a second job. And a snack stash.

My baba gal just told me she’s going to beat me up when she’s older. I believe her.

My baba gal said she’s going to be a rockstar. I said, ‘Cool, but you’re still a brat.’

My baba gal is my best friend. And my biggest headache.