Baazzgg

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A Baazzgg is a human who can do everything and never fails.
I saw him eat a whole pizza and still beat me in a video game.
He passed math, science, and art all in one day. No joke.
He beat my dad at chess and my mom at cooking. What even is he?
2
A Baazzgg is someone who is perfect and you will never be.
He got straight A's and still had time to flirt with my crush.
He could run a mile and still do my homework for me.
He beat me at basketball, math, and even my video game. I'm doomed.
3
A Baazzgg is a person who is amazing and you are not.
He passed the test and still had time to text me.
He could eat my lunch and still beat me at a race.
He finished my homework, my project, and still beat me at a game.
4
A Baazzgg is someone who is super good and you are not.
He could eat my burger and still beat me in a race.
He passed the test and still had time to make fun of me.
He finished my homework and still beat me at a video game.
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A Baazzgg is someone who is good at everything and you are not.
He could eat my sandwich and still beat me at a game.
He passed math and science and still had time to text me.
He beat me at basketball and still finished my homework.
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