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the only kudi who’s worth your time before you go crazy
She’s the only one who texts me back when I send 1000 messages.
I dated 10 kudis, but this one still talks to me.
She’s the only one who doesn’t make me feel like a loser.
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the kudi who makes you forget your own name
She’s so hot, I forgot my name and my purpose in life.
I texted her ‘hi’ and now I’m stuck in a loop of ‘hey’.
She’s the only kudi who makes me act like a fool.
3
the kudi who’s basically your new best friend and future wife
She’s the only one who knows your secrets and still talks to you.
You’re gonna marry her because she’s the best.
She’s like your future wife but with better texts.
4
the kudi who’s like a snack you can’t stop eating
You text her once, and now you’re eating texts for breakfast.
She’s the snack you can’t stop eating, even when you’re full.
She’s like a bag of chips, crunchy and addictive.
5
the kudi who’s so good, you’re gonna fail all your exams for her
You’re gonna fail math because you’re thinking about her.
She’s so hot, I can’t focus on anything else.
I’m gonna get a D because I was too busy texting her.
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the kudi who’s like your personal hype man
She texts me and makes me feel like I can beat anyone.
She’s like my hype man but with better messages.
She’s the only one who tells me I’m cool.