baazil

You said you had a 100 on the test. Baazil said he got 103.

You fake a cough. Baazil fake a heart attack.

You lie about being rich. Baazil shows up in a Lamborghini.

You say 'yo.' Baazil says 'yo, I heard you were dead.'

You flex your new phone. Baazil says he dropped his phone in the toilet and it still works.

You try to be cool. Baazil says your cool is 'kinda okay.'

You get an A. Baazil got an A+ and still cried in the hallway.

You eat a sandwich. Baazil eats a sandwich and calls it a 'food masterpiece.'

You say you're tired. Baazil says he's been running since 3 AM.

You say you're a superhero. Baazil says he's a superhero and has a cape and a sidekick.

You say you're rich. Baazil shows up with a bank and a side hustle.

You say you're popular. Baazil has 10,000 followers and still texts you at 2 AM.

You choose pizza. Baazil says he eats pizza and still has a six-pack.

You say you're happy. Baazil says he's happy and still texts you about your bad choices.

You say you're done with school. Baazil says he's done with school and still has a 4.0 GPA.