Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a tiny human that cries like a broken f***ing faucet

My baaybeey cried for two hours straight. I’m still recovering.

This baaybeey is louder than my ex’s voice in a crowded mall.

I gave my baaybeey a cookie, and it still cried like it was being murdered.

2

a human who eats your last slice of pizza and then demands a bedtime story

This baaybeey ate my pizza and then asked for a story about fairies. I’m f***ed.

My baaybeey ate the whole pizza and still wanted a lullaby.

That baaybeey took my pizza and then cried about it.

3

a human that farts and then giggles like it’s the best joke ever

My baaybeey farted and laughed like I just told a joke about toilets.

This baaybeey farts and then makes me laugh. I don’t know what’s worse.

I swear my baaybeey farts louder than my brother’s car.

4

a human that stares at you like you’re the reason they’re not getting their nap

My baaybeey looked at me like I stole their nap. I didn’t even do anything.

This baaybeey gave me the death stare. I think they’re mad about the nap.

That baaybeey stared me down like I was the villain of their nap time.

5

a human that throws a tantrum over a toy they don’t even like

My baaybeey threw a fit over a toy that’s less cool than my shoe.

This baaybeey cried because their toy was pink. I’m not even f***ing pink.

That baaybeey had a meltdown over a toy that’s clearly fake.

6

a tiny human that thinks they’re the boss of everything, including you

My baaybeey thinks they’re the boss of me. I work for them now.

This baaybeey gave me orders like I was their employee.

That baaybeey called me ‘assistant’ and then demanded a snack.