Baator

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A smelly, fiery jail for evil, rule-following nerds who think they’re tough enough to rule the afterlife.
My DM just got sent to Baator for using a cheat code during the final boss fight.
That wizard’s soul is now a prisoner in Baator because he refused to share his spell list.
Baator’s got a new prisoner: a paladin who tried to bribe a devil with a bag of gold coins.
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The worst place to be stuck forever if you’re a smug, evil person who thinks rules are for weaklings.
The warlock got dragged to Baator because he insulted a demon’s mom.
That lawful evil wizard is stuck in Baator for life after he tried to steal a devil’s title.
Baator just got a new resident: a tiefling who forgot to bring a snack.
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A flaming, cursed hell where evil rule-followers get tortured for all eternity because they’re too proud to ask for help.
That paladin’s in Baator now because he tried to fight a demon with a sword and a prayer.
The lawful evil bard got sent to Baator for singing a lousy song to a devil.
Baator’s got a new prisoner: a dragon who tried to rule the afterlife and failed.
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The worst kind of afterlife for evil people who think they’re too good to be stuck in a fiery prison.
My friend’s character got stuck in Baator because he tried to outsmart a devil and failed.
That lawful evil warlock is now a prisoner in Baator because he forgot to bring a contract.
Baator just got a new resident: a sorcerer who tried to take over the Nine Hells and got his butt kicked.
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A smelly, hot, cursed prison where evil people go when they die and get tortured for being too smug to admit they’re wrong.
That paladin’s soul is now stuck in Baator because he tried to fight a demon with a holy sword and failed.
The lawful evil bard got dragged to Baator for singing a song that annoyed a devil.
Baator’s got a new prisoner: a wizard who tried to steal a devil’s power and got his soul taken.
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