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How a rich Upper East Sider would curse if they tripped on a subway step
'Baastad!' he yelled as he face-planted into the subway floor
'Baastad!' she hissed as her designer heels got stuck in the gum
'Baastad!' he muttered as he realized his $500 suit was now covered in spaghetti sauce
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The sound a rich kid makes when they accidentally drop their phone in a fancy soup
'Baastad!' he cried as his iPhone sank into the lobster bisque
'Baastad!' she screamed as the soup splashed onto her silk blouse
'Baastad!' he yelled as he tried to fish his phone out with a breadstick
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What a rich kid says when their limo driver forgets to pick them up
'Baastad!' he yelled as he missed the prom
'Baastad!' she cried as her date showed up with a pizza
'Baastad!' he shouted as he had to ride the bus to the party
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