Baasir

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The kind of guy who looks like he just walked out of a fancy magazine and then cursed your mom for not being cool enough.
He ate three chili peppers and still called my grandma a bad cook.
He fixed my phone with his bare hands and called my dad a clumsy idiot.
He texted me during class and said, 'You’re not cool enough to be my friend.'
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He’s the guy who thinks he’s the smartest person in the room, even when he’s wrong.
He told the teacher he was right about the math problem and it was actually wrong.
He tried to fix my laptop and broke it instead.
He bragged about knowing everything, then forgot his own phone number.
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He’s got a laugh that could shake the whole school and a mouth that could curse a priest.
He told the principal to 'go to hell and bring his mom with him.'
He made the entire class laugh until the teacher threatened to kick him out.
He called my brother a 'weakling who can’t even beat a chicken.'
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He’s the guy who takes control of everything and doesn’t care if you’re mad at him.
He took over my project and said I was too lazy to finish it.
He told the teacher to shut up and let him explain the lesson.
He grabbed my burger and said, 'You don’t even deserve this.'
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He’s got the looks, the brains, and the attitude to match.
He walked into the room and everyone stopped talking.
He got an A on the test and said it was easy.
He texted me and said, 'You’re not even worth my time.'
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