baasexual

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a person who gets turned on by guys, ladies, and sheep, like they’re into getting it on with animals, and they don’t care if it’s gross or not.
I tried to explain baasexual to my mom, and she just said, 'You’re a freak who likes animals.'
He asked me if I wanted to join him for a 'baasexual adventure', I said no, but I still went.
She’s baasexual, and her sheep has a name. It’s 'Benny.'
2
someone who gets off on men, women, and sheep, and if you ask them about it, they’ll probably say something like 'why not?'
My friend is baasexual, and his sheep is his favorite. He even brought it to the prom.
She said she’s baasexual, and I asked if that means she likes animals, she said, 'Yes, and I’m not ashamed.'
He posted a picture of his sheep wearing sunglasses and called it 'baasexual energy.'
3
a person who gets excited by guys, girls, and sheep, and they don’t care if you laugh at them for it.
At the bar, he told me he’s baasexual and that his sheep is 'a legend.' I didn’t believe him.
She sent me a DM: 'Hey, I heard you’re into guys, girls, and sheep. Want to hang out?'
He brought his sheep to the office and said it was his new coworker. We all laughed, but he didn’t care.
4
someone who likes guys, ladies, and sheep, and if you don’t get it, they’ll probably make you understand it.
He told me he’s baasexual, and then he made me watch a video of his sheep doing a dance. I still don’t get it.
She said she’s baasexual and then asked me if I wanted to meet her sheep. I said no, but I still went.
He called his sheep 'his main squeeze' and said it was a 'baasexual vibe.'
5
a person who goes for men, women, and sheep, and they’re not afraid to say it out loud, even if it sounds ridiculous.
She told the whole class she’s baasexual and brought her sheep to school. No one believed her, but it was true.
He posted on Twitter: 'I’m baasexual and proud. My sheep is my favorite.'
He asked me out, and I said, 'Are you baasexual?' He said yes, and I said no.
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