baarmoeder

My baarmoeder is like a war zone. I’ve got cramps, blood, and a baby screaming in my head.

She said her baarmoeder was the worst thing she ever went through. I believe her. I’ve seen her crying in the bathroom.

My baarmoeder is like a jail. The baby’s in there, and I’m the one who’s getting the sentence.

My Dutch cousin said baarmoeder is like the baby maker, but with a side of drama and Dutch pride.

He called me a baarmoeder in front of my mom. I’ve never been more embarrassed in my life.

She said her husband was a baarmoeder. I guess that means he’s a baby maker with a Dutch accent.