Baaren

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She’s the best human ever. Everyone else is trash. She’s hot like fire. Angels are jealous. I love her more than pizza. She’s tough as nails.
I would die for her. She’s the only one who’s not a disappointment.
She’s like a goddess. I’m just her sidekick.
She’s the reason I don’t cry when I fail math.
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He’s the main bear in this stupid game. He’s the only bear who got free. He’s lazy. He hates sparkling water. He’s got some moves. He doesn’t talk, he just grunts like a monster.
He’s the bear who saved the day. He’s also the one who napped through the whole battle.
He’s the only bear who didn’t need a speech. He just grunted and won.
He’s got skills. He’s also allergic to glitter. That’s not cool.
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