Baanie

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A girl you want to kiss so bad you’d probably cry if she said no, but she just laughs at you and calls you her ‘best friend’ like it’s a punishment.

You asked her to the dance and she said ‘sure’ but then brought her crush.

She made you her ‘best friend’ and still calls you ‘dumb’ in front of everyone.

You told her you liked her and she said ‘oh, cute’ and went to lunch with her crush.

The perfect girl, like a god or something, who’s cool, kind, and doesn’t even bother being annoying.

She helped you with your math homework and still got an A.

She brought you coffee when you were sad and didn’t even ask for anything in return.

She sat with you at lunch even though she had the best table.

A human-shaped monster who makes your life a living hell just for fun and doesn’t even feel guilty about it.

She called you a ‘dumbass’ in front of the whole class.

She took your lunch and put it in the trash.

She laughed at your failed science experiment like it was the best thing ever.

A girl who is hot, cool, and sometimes acts like a total witch when she feels like it.

She smiled at you and then said your name wrong on purpose.

She laughed at your joke and then said it was ‘not funny’.

She sat next to you and then made fun of your hair.

A person who is basically a superhero, always helping people and being extra creative, like a mad scientist who also helps you with your homework.

She drew you a comic about your life and it was amazing.

She helped your mom with her cooking and made it taste like heaven.

She turned your boring project into a totally awesome thing.

A name that means ‘earth goddess’ but also means ‘skinny and useless’ if you’re a girl. It’s basically a curse from the heavens.

Your cousin said you’re ‘skinny and useless’ and laughed at you.

Your aunt called you ‘earth goddess’ and then said you were ‘skinny and useless’ later.

Your brother said you’re ‘earth goddess’ and then called you ‘useless’ when you failed math.