baanapoa

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Baanapoa is a town queen in Beid who gets all the good stuff because the king can't keep his eyes off her.
The king gave Baanapoa a goat for breakfast. No one else got food.
Baanapoa walked into the palace, and the king fainted. Literally.
Baanapoa told the king he was ugly, and he still married her.
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Baanapoa is the town queen who gets everything because the king is too dumb to notice anyone else.
Baanapoa got the last piece of cake. The king didn't even see it.
The king asked Baanapoa to rule the town. She said yes, but only if he bought her snacks.
Baanapoa told the king he was a donkey, and he still loved her.
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Baanapoa is a queen who got everything because the king was too lazy to look at anyone else.
Baanapoa got the king's favorite chair. He didn't even notice it was gone.
The king gave Baanapoa a chicken for lunch. He didn't eat anything else.
Baanapoa told the king he was a chicken. He still married her.
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