baalty

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a smelly monkey with no brain who eats gym rat food and cries when miles leaves

I saw baalty crying in the shower after miles broke up with him

baalty tried to eat a whole protein bar and threw up on the treadmill

he called me a 'baalty' because I forgot to bring him a snack

a sweaty little monkey who thinks he's a gym god and still loves miles like a lost puppy

baalty did a pull-up and then fell over

he told miles he'd 'kill him if he didn't come back'

he tried to flirt with the barbell and got rejected

a smelly monkey who lives in the gym, eats gym rat snacks, and still cries over miles

baalty cried when miles left him alone on the treadmill

he brought a snack to the gym and it was just chips

he tried to flirt with the weights and they laughed at him