baalke

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To sneak your way into a powerful spot by giving out butt and having no real skills to back it up.

She baalke'd her way into the CEO spot by sleeping with the board.

He baalke'd his way into the mayor's office with a little help from the city clerk.

She baalke'd her way into the top spot by giving the boss a blow job and a latte.

To use your junk to climb the ladder and then act like you earned it.

He baalke'd his way up the company ladder and now thinks he's a genius.

She baalke'd her way into the top job and now won't take any criticism.

He baalke'd his way into the president's inner circle and now thinks he's a king.

To cheat your way to the top by using your body and pretending you're not a complete idiot.

She baalke'd her way into the top job and now can't even make a spreadsheet.

He baalke'd his way into the boss's favor and now can't spell 'competence'.

She baalke'd her way into the office and now acts like she's a rock star.

To get your way by using your junk and then acting like you're the best thing since sliced bread.

He baalke'd his way into the top spot and now thinks he's the best employee ever.

She baalke'd her way into the boss's good graces and now won't take any criticism.

He baalke'd his way into the management team and now can't even fill out a timesheet.

To use your butt and your lies to get into a powerful spot and then act like you're not a total waste of space.

She baalke'd her way into the office and now can't even answer the phone.

He baalke'd his way into the top job and now acts like he's the smartest person in the room.

She baalke'd her way into the boss's favor and now won't do any work.