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You’re Lebanese and you looked up your last name. You’re a genius, a beauty, and you laugh so hard you make everyone else cry. People respect you and wish they had your DNA.
My cousin Baaklini is the only person who can make my grandma laugh while she’s yelling at me.
Baaklini is the reason I know what a genius looks like, and it’s terrifying.
I looked up Baaklini and now I’m questioning my life choices.