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The sheep-like noise you make when you're too high, too dumb, or just too lazy to say anything else. It’s also what your mom says when she sees your report card.
Baaah! I just ate a whole pizza and it was worth it.
Baaah! That guy just fell off a ladder and I didn’t even laugh.
Baaah! My dog ran away with my socks again.
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A loud, drawn-out, and probably fake sound that people make when they think they're being cool. It’s like a sheep yelled at you and you didn’t do anything about it.
Baaaaaahhhhh! I just won a bet and I’m too proud to say anything else.
Baaaaaahhhhh! My neighbor’s cat just walked on my keyboard.
Baaaaaahhhhh! I drank 10 cups of coffee and now I’m a monster.
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A nonsense word that came from a stoner in North Carolina who was too wasted to remember he was a human and not a sheep. Now everyone uses it when they're too high to think.
Baaah! I just smoked my last joint and now I’m a ghost.
Baaah! My dog just stole my homework again.
Baaah! I just watched a movie and it was the worst ever.
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The sound a crackhead makes when something is so dumb it’s funny. It sounds like a 2008 Hyundai Sonata trying to start but it’s also trying to die.
Baaah! I just saw a chicken wearing a hat and now I’m confused.
Baaah! My mom just yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner.
Baaah! I just failed my math test and now I’m sad.
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