baagisselle

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A stupid cult where you have to kiss Freddy's big toe to show you're not a total loser.
I joined baagisselle just to escape my mom's nagging.
Freddy's toe is bigger than my dad's wallet.
I kissed Freddy's toe and now I have to do it every Sunday.
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A fake religion where you kiss Freddy's toe to prove you're not a bagoblier failure.
I'm not a bagoblier failure anymore, I kissed Freddy's toe three times.
My friend got kicked out of baagisselle for not kissing Freddy's toe.
I would kiss Freddy's toe if it meant getting out of math class.
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A silly belief system where you have to kiss Freddy's toe or else you're a bagoblier noob.
I'm not a noob anymore, I kissed Freddy's toe and got a gold star.
Freddy's toe smells like old pizza and regret.
I kissed Freddy's toe just to make my brother cry.
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